Hi friends!

I’m so excited to finally share something I’ve been quietly working on behind the scenes — a brand-new children’s book series called Your Pets Are Planning On…

This series is all about the funny, ridiculous, and wildly imaginative things our pets might be doing when we’re not looking. If you’ve ever caught your dog chewing something suspicious, or your cat acting like they see invisible ghosts, or your bird plotting world domination from the top of the fridge… then you already know exactly what kind of chaos inspired this idea!

📘 Book One: Your Pets Are Planning on Eating Your Homework

The first book in the series is officially underway, and I can’t wait for you to read it!

It’s silly.
It’s chaotic.
It’s adorable.
And it’s packed with pets doing exactly what the title says — planning a full-on mission to eat your homework.

This first story is filled with giggly moments, playful rhyme, and hilarious pet personalities. Kids will laugh, parents will laugh, and your pets… well, they might start getting ideas.

It’s the perfect read for bedtime, classroom giggles, or any little one who loves animals (or excuses!).

🐾 What the Series Is About

Each story in the Your Pets Are Planning On series will take a regular, everyday experience — homework, chores, meals, bedtime — and turn it into a kid-friendly comedy starring the pets we love most.
Your pets might be plotting to:

✨ Eat your homework
✨ Eat your Birthday Cake 
✨ Eat your snacks
✨ Stay up Past Bedtime 
✨ Go to your School!

The whole series is designed to spark imagination, joy, and lots of laughter.

💛 From My Family to Yours

As a mom of seven who has lived with dogs, cats, birds, crabs, reptiles, and more, trust me — I have plenty of inspiration. Our pets are sweet… but also suspicious. Very suspicious.

And now, they’re starring in a series all their own.

📚 Stay Tuned!

I’ll be sharing sneak peeks, illustrations, release updates, and preorder information very soon.
Thank you for being here, for supporting my work, and for being as excited as I am about bringing this silly, joyful series to life!

— Sasha Dietze